10 Random Poker Quotes

• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
• when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
• Acey Deucy Never Leucy --Phil Hellmuth
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!