10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's?
Your a dead duck.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)