10 Random Poker Quotes

• See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• You have to piss with the dick you have
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
• "Hooks (pair of Jacks) are for Fish. You've got to flop 'em, fold 'em, or fornicate 'em." Johnnie Moss