10 Random Poker Quotes

• Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
• "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck" - Phil Hellmuth
• Playing poker for play money is like going to a strip club for the food. -UncleWaldo
• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm