10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05
- The best thing about that hand was I wasn't in it
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- Why not, when some because there are three.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- some call cheating immoral, but then again, it's immoral to let a sucker keep his money.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz