10 Random Poker Quotes

• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• Luck is when preparation meets opportunity. - unknown
• If you play 69, always bet on the come.
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The all-in play works everytime but once.