10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• "Does this look like a man beat by jacks!"-Rounders
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
• Sucking out won't help you. The only cure for stupidity is losing. -- The BRICK --
• Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright