10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- I'm a better poker player than I am a player.
-RedGrant
- "I swear to god if you beat me and i will get my gun out of the car and kill you...and your family."
-Uncle Remus
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- If you lock 100 retards in a room and make them play a tournament, one of them has to win. If you do that in each state, you will produce 50 state champions. If you lock those 50 retards in a room, call it the Poker Championship of the Universe, one of them has to win, and then PokerStars gets 10%.