10 Random Poker Quotes

• never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• Why not, when some because there are three.
• What did the pocket 3's say to the pocket 2's? Your a dead duck.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples... -doyle brunson, circa 1986
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs