10 Random Poker Quotes
« back to poker calculator
More Random Quotes- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- "The lucky player is usually the player that knows how much to leave to chance." flintsword
- Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- "I want him to think that I am pondering a call, but all I'm really thinkin about it Vegas and the fuckin' Mirage." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel