10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- If you raise with 72 offsuit, you get to raise when the flops is 7-7-2, ... once in your life. If you fold 72 offsuit, you get the free time to study your opponents or the waitresses and avoid polishing the rail with your sweater ... tough decision!
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "That's the best I ever misread a hand."
Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway