10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- (after a particularly bad beat)
"that was a terrible call"
"it's called gambling"
"no it's called really sucking at life especially poker and trying to throw your money away because your life is useless and you have been pondering suicide for the last week but getting lucky enough to keep it"
- "I could make a crazy call on you..."
Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- I suck, therefore I suck out.
North Shore Mike
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Poker is for loners.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer