10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- If you play 69, always bet on the come.
- People who play poker often wear raw hide.
- Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.