10 Random Poker Quotes

• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• I suck, therefore I suck out. North Shore Mike
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffible game of his own devising, which might be compared, from the perspective of any of the other players, to being involved in an obscure and complex version of poker in a pitch dark room, with blank cards, for infinite stakes, with a dealer who won't tell you the rules, and who smiles all the time. --Gaiman and Pratchett's "Good Omens"
• "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
• Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died. — Steven Wright
• how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky? a bit of his hair falls out.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?