10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
• Fook the floosh droo!
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• "No river, no fish."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• Hold em' is like sex... everyone thinks they are great at it, but most people dont know what the hell they are doing.