10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- Sometimes doing the right thing loses you money and the wrong thing gains you money. The trick is figuring the right time to do the wrong thing and the wrong time to do the right thing.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- Fish don't eat Nutz!
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury