10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- "You gotta know when to hold 'em, know when to fold 'em." -Kenny Rogers
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- Poker is for loners.
- "So, what did you have?"
"A pair...of balls."
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.