10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I cried because I had no draw, until I met a man with no pair.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- Poker is for loners.
- "There are few things that are so unpardonably neglected in our country as poker. The upper class knows very little about it. Now and then you find ambassadors who have sort of a general knowledge of the game, but the ignorance of the people is fearful. Why, I have known clergymen, good men, kind-hearted, liberal, sincere, and all that, who did not know the meaning of a "flush". It is enough to make one ashamed of the species." --Mark Twain
- Deal 'em, and read 'em.
Ralph Malph
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)