10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- "I guess if there weren't luck involved, I'd win every time."
-Phil Hellmuth
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Nobody knows where the hobo goes when it snows.
- never rub another mans rhubarb, unless he has the nuts - Jack Nicholson