10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me. -- Dan Nelson
• Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
• Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible. Lisa: Really? Where? Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare
• when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from