10 Random Poker Quotes

• This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
• When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
• Where's the buffet? -Doyle Brunson
• Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
• You should pay as much as possible for a free card.
• Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• It's Free To Fold...
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• When I play badly, I lose fast. When I play well, I lose slowly. In a tournament, the net result is the same: I LOSE! - RH 11-6-05