10 Random Poker Quotes

• A great poker player knows when he is playing poorly.
• The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
• Two cowboys at table. One suddenly plunges a dagger through the hand of the other player, pinning the hand to the table. Then he says to his wounded opponent, "Sir, if that is not an ace of spades hidden beneath your hand, then I owe you an apology."
• "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all." -Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
• "I could make a crazy call on you..." Sammy Farhah to Chris Moneymaker at the final table when Moneymaker went all in.
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.