10 Random Poker Quotes

Concentrate. Don't do anything stupid. Catch some cards. ----Mrs. Cloutier, as TJ heads out to another tournament
"Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
if u play for the thrill u are ill
Never educate a stupid poker player.
Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
"I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery