10 Random Poker Quotes

• Seldom do the lambs slaughter the butcher. -Amarillo Slim
• "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back" anon
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• If you could lose all of your money again... what would you have done differently?
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
• it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time. -Abraham Lincoln