10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- A pair of Aces with a low kicker is like a chick without nipples...
-doyle brunson, circa 1986
- This site pulls more flushes than a public restroom!!!
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- they call it poker because the word "FUCK" was taken.
- Take me to the river. Wash me in the water.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- It's Free To Fold...
- The best feeling in the world if flopping the nut straight against two players acting before you who both flopped sets. I'll take my chances against 5 outs.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson