10 Random Poker Quotes

• The problem with slowplaying the nuts is that there might be somebody else slowplaying a hand they only think is the nuts. -Gary Carson
• Never educate a stupid poker player.
• Poker is for loners.
• "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."
• God is kind to the underdog! C.A.A
• Great poker players are separated from good poker players not by how they win their hands, but how they lose them.
• Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
• The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing. --Nick the Greek
• To win a bit of money, make your opponent think your hand is stronger than it is. To win a lot of money, make him think your hand is weaker than it is. - Josh Avery
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'