10 Random Poker Quotes

• In the game of life, women are the rake. - Worm
• Sign hanging in old time saloon: Liquor in the front, poker in the rear. -The old sage.
• "you got to know when to holdem, know when to fold em, know when to walk away, know when to run..."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• Poker - love the pain or play checkers. - MoeSyzslak
• i dont play any two suited cards. I play any two non suited cards, that way i am drawing at two different flushes
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• The worst hand to have is the second best hand.
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts