10 Random Poker Quotes
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- "you either live by the river or die by the river" why do i always seem to die
- "No river, no fish."
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."