10 Random Poker Quotes

• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• Think of how stupid the median poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• "I raise, therefore I am." - Howard Lederer
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz
• Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
• Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
• "I thought it was jack's" - Phil Helmuth Jr. WSOP vs. Jason Lester
• Normally, I wouldn't have called you, but you've been running bad!
• Poker is like petting a cat, you need some hands.
• this hand sucked me in like an eagle in a jet engine