10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is for fat, American losers.
- The next best thing to playing and winning is playing and losing.
--Nick the Greek
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury
- Right now I only play online poker. If I ever play live poker, raise preflop with a good hand, get called by someone with a 52 who hits a straight, I am walking over to that person to knock out his teeth. Congratulations you idiot.
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- Some people ask "what could they possibly call me with" before making a bet. I don't ask that question. I just make the bet and let them supply the answer. - Action Bob
- Poker is for loners.
- Play like a cunt, get fucked like one!