10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- Nixon financed his first political campaign with money he won playing poker against his fellow naval officers.
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Give me running 10's boy!!"
Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- Son, when a man bets you that the jack of spades will rise out of the dwck and squirt water in your ear: son, don't take that bet, for, as sure as eggs is eggs, you'll end up with a wet ear.
- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)