10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- See AA before the flop is like a smile from the girl of your dreams, see AA lose to a pour hand on the river feels like the same chick just gave you a bad case of blue balls
- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- ''when i bet i either have nuts or balls.''FRAN PINCHOT
- Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
- You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all
in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns
over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen
that before, and ...."
- women can't play poker cause they don't have the nuts
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- Acey Deucy Never Leucy
--Phil Hellmuth
- Don't look at when a player sucks out on you with a trash hand as a loss. Think of it as an investment that will be returned with interest.
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim