10 Random Poker Quotes

• "So, what did you have?" "A pair...of balls."
• If you can't spot the sucker at the table, guess what..
• "In the Poker Game of Life women are the rake, they are the ______ rake." -Worm
• "No river, no fish."
• Trying to find the odds (not percentage) for this hand. One person has JJ the other 1010. On the flop is J 10 10, what are the odds of this happening?
• When you win... Rub it in!!! When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!! Los Altos Dirt Bikers
• Any two cards can lose... and they usually do.
• I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
• "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• The all-in play works everytime but once.