10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- im going to 2 out you to death
- Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- With all the new poker players I cant play holdem with a pair of gloves
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!