10 Random Poker Quotes

• "That's the best I ever misread a hand." Unknown NL holdem tourney player at Taj Mahal, December 2003, after going all in on the flop, mistakenly believing he had a flush, but rivering a flush anyway
• "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses." Alex Powers
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Someone on here said that "poker is for fat American losers". That sounds a lot like the ramblings of a foriegn homosexual who's busy scratching a broke ass.
• I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
• You know that you've seen a lot of poker when three people are all in before the flop, two of them turn over aces and the other turns over kings, and the king hits on the river, and you say, "I've seen that before, and ...."
• I can't raise it up. - Cow Jacobs
• In order to live, you must be willing to die - Amir Vahedi
• the perfect poker player deploys his masterful execution of logic and then litters it with chaotic sequences of lunacy.
• Its better to have played and lost then to not have played at all Dick McWatters