10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
• I'm a better poker player than I am a player. -RedGrant
• Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
• I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum. --The 5 card stud---
• "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Most of these quotes are abysmal and submitted by the sort of idiots who fill the partypoker chatbox with words like 'phuktard'
• Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won. -Will Schwarz
• There is less luck involved than a bad player thinks there is, and there more luck involved than a good player will admit there is
• Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in. --Jarod Kintz