10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Liquor up front, poker in the rear
- Nobody would play the game if the best hand always won.
-Will Schwarz
- The one who bets the most wins;
cards just break ties.
- Poker players and police officers have alot in common. Hours and hours of boredom with a few moments of sheer terror.
- "The last time I saw this many Bad Hands was the Shoplifter's Convention in Vegas!" by flintsword
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- Sucking out won't help you.
The only cure for stupidity is losing.
-- The BRICK --
- "Last night I stayed up late playing poker with Tarot cards. I got a full house and four people died." -- Steven Wright
- Famous last words before he became a eunuch 'Id bet my bollocks on this hand'