10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "You get your chips your way, I'll get my chips mine." (Phil Ivey, to Howard Lederer)
- how do you know when simon trumper has just got lucky?
a bit of his hair falls out.
- Ive always like the quote, "Who needs balls when you got the nuts!!!"
- "First you're a champ, then you're a chimp, then you're a chump." [I was told this was a quote from Phil Hellmuth]
- Sex is good, but poker lasts longer.
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- The only thing you lose by folding is the opportunity to win.
- I used to go out, go dancing, and talk to the chicks. Now, my life has been down-sized to the couch, the laptop, and the occasional cranberry and rum.
--The 5 card stud---
- "Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen."