10 Random Poker Quotes

• you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
• "Why do you think the same five guys make it to the final table of the World Series of Poker EVERY YEAR? What, are they the luckiest guys in Las Vegas?" - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
• Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
• " The commonest mistake in history is underestimating your opponent; happens at the poker table all the time."
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• The next best thing to playing poker and winning, is playing poker and losing.
• The only way to win is to play. Unfortunetly, it is also the only way to loose.
• "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
• Sometimes nothing's a pretty cool hand -paul newman-
• I'm too good for you, you might as well flip those 2 cards over.