10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "It's always good to get a nice dick-suckin before a tournament...it calms the senses."
Alex Powers
- in the poker game of life women are the rake
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- I should have stayed home and played with myself.
- "Listen, here's the thing. If you can't spot the sucker in the first half hour at the table, then you ARE the sucker." - Mike McDermott (Rounders, 1998)
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Liquor in the front, Poker in the rear.
- If it wasn't for luck, I'd win every hand.
- it is true that you may fool all of the people some of the time: you can even fool some of the people all the time: but you can't fool al of the peole all the time.
-Abraham Lincoln
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio