10 Random Poker Quotes

• "Percentage players die broke too, Burt." -Fast Eddie Felson "The Hustler"
• Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
• "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
• "Give me running 10's boy!!" Mike Laing - after CALLING 78K with 10-8 on a board of K22
• "I'm broke one day and have a fortune the next day, and I don't give a damn" --Jack "Treetop" Straus--
• " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
• Remember these three simple words and you'll never go broke........ "Stick em Up!"
• I couldn't bet it, so I gave my Aunt $2 to make a bet for me. She didn't want me to be disappointed by losing my first bet, so she bought a show ticket. The horse won. It's been 40 years, I still havn't spoken to her again. --Gary Carson
• All I wanted in my divorce settlement was my computer - Pokerroom.com
• "I better straighten out my game, before I flush all my money down the toilet" - D. Drury