10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- Never educate a stupid poker player.
- Poker is like life, most people don't learn from their mistakes they only recognize them. C.Arel
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- "never count your money when your sitting at the table, there will be time enough for counting, when the dealings done."
- Overhead at a ring game during a tournament when people where discussing there bad beat knock outs etc "Ya I got knocked out of both tournies the same way....I got caught Bluffing"
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson