10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- " Dear Lord, help me to break even. I need the money."
- "All-in, bitches!!!"
- No Limit Hold'em - Hours of boredom followed by moments of sheer terror.
- I play like a mullet: tight up front and loose in the back.
- what is a river if there is no river to draw to water
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
- you cannot have everything....where would you put it. (steven wright)
- Welcome to kicker school
- How can I miss the flop so bad that I don't even have a straight draw? -Jdoe
- Never educate a stupid poker player.