10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- when i folded an A-7 suited under the gun which would've ended up giving me the small end of a mini jackpot, my dad said, "yeah, if i would've driven to Tucson, I would've found that diamond ring. But i don't drive to Tucson."
- "Poker is just like the fucking universe man, the different combinations and outs are infinite so it's pointless racking your mind about bad beats and shit"
Stephen Morris
- If only I'd read, "Winning at Internet Poker For Dummies." 'Til now, I never thought I qualified.
- I played poker with a real 10 last night, however on a slow night she only charges 5!
- Kiddie games down the street! -- mike matusow
- Wise man say, "man who seeks revenge, should did two graves"
ActionDave
- I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
- "If you want to know what lies on the road ahead, ask the man whos on the way back"
anon
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.