10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Think of how stupid the average poker player is. By definition, half of them are dumber than that.
- Most poker players agree, having sex is much akin to playing a game - both require a good hand.
- when you win its got to make a difference when you lose its got to hurt.
- I can't raise it up.
- Cow Jacobs
- "Poker is 100% skill, 50% luck"
- Phil Hellmuth
- I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament
-Phil Helmuth
- "I dont mind getting beaten by a good player, and I dont even mind getting beaten by a bad player, but I cant stand getting beaten by a bad player who thinks he is good."
H.L.B. Tunica, MS
- Poker is for loners.
- I'd rather be good than lucky, I'd rather be lucky than lose...
- When you win... Rub it in!!!
When you lose.. Drink the booze!!!!!
Los Altos Dirt Bikers