10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "Hold em is to stud what chess is to checkers." -- Johnny Moss
- How do you get a professional poker player off your porch? Pay him for the pizza.
- Sex is like poker. It feels better to go all in.
--Jarod Kintz
- Homer: Your mother has this crazy idea that gambling is wrong. Even though they say it's okay in the Bible.
Lisa: Really? Where?
Homer: Eh, somewhere in the back.
- If luck wasn't a factor, I'd win every one. -Phil Hellmuth
- I don't really mind getting bad beats. Of course, 9 times out of 10, my superior cards will win. But that 1 time in 10 that someone catches lucky cards and beats me, I don't get mad. Because each of the next 9 times they think they can catch something adds another inch to my television.
- If you can't quit the best hand, you can't play.
- Welcome to kicker school
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "Take my advice and do as you please" - TJ Cloutier