10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
- "What's the sound of shuffling a single card?" - tidytom
- "Never go broke in an unraised pot" -T.J. Cloutier
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.
- "I had 2 high." -Sammy Farha
- "If the flop don't fit, you must aquit" -Matt Thornton, Dayton, Ohio
- There's only one concept to understand in poker: at the end walk out with more money than you walked in with.
- Fook the floosh droo!
- Poker is a lot like sex. Everyone thinks they know what they are doing, but only a few are actually good at it.- "Dutch" Boyd