10 Random Poker Quotes

• The one who bets the most wins; cards just break ties.
• Some days you're the pigeon, some days you're the statue.
• Liquor up front, poker in the rear
• Always play hands where both hole cards are different suits. It doubles the possibility of hitting a flush. Anon.
• I guess if luck wasn't involved, i'd win every tournament -Phil Helmuth
• When I was young, I heard that all you need is a chip and chair. Now that I am old, I realize that they weren't talking about tortilla chips.
• Please screen your these quotes, most of the crap people submit here don't classify as poker quotes at all, they just express how badly those persons misunderstand the game of poker or how proud they are that they understand elemntry concepts such as "counting outs" or "pot odds", no one cares jerks
• If there was no luck involved I'd win every time. - Phil Hellmuth
• I've raised with cards less attractive than what's in my toilet after I took a dump in it. - Gus Hansen
• This above all else: To thine own self be true. - William Shakespeare