10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- If you cant spot the fish in the first ten minutes, you are the fish.
- "Oh give me a break, Ace-eight! I guess some people like getting their money in as a 3-to-1 underdog." -Phil Hellmuth, at the 2004 WSOP
- "I guess there's nothing left but all in."
-Greg Raymer
- Got married to a hand, and discovered I got set up with a she-male.
- when a player asks me for lucky chips, i say they weren't lucky for the person i got them from
- Poker is like a horse, five letters, two vowels
- I have two small pair.....8's and 8's.
- If you don't want to get beat on the river, don't get in a hand with me.
-- Dan Nelson
- For all you probability freaks, remember to consider the probability that an opponent is lying. Generally, liars dig holes and keep on lying, at least in the short run, as they try to climb out. Adjust your math prowess accordingly. Tells are paramount, as much or more as your calculating brain is. Poker becomes super-multi-variable when the psychological realm is joined with that already beautiful world of card probabilities. -- a mathematician
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