10 Random Poker Quotes
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More Random Quotes- "I already messed this hand up pretty good, so I may as well call." Chris Ferguson
- "Just play every hand, you can't miss them all."
-Sammy Farha's reply to, "How does he do it?"
- "You can shear a sheep many times; you can skin it only once." -- Amarillo Slim
- When you're drawing dead, you always get there.
- People who play poker should also try playing with sock puppets, or, in a more casual event, training ferrets. I hope this pleases fellow pokerites like it pleases me, daily. WOW im wet.
- Whaddya think you're playing against- an empty chair?
- "if you riffle shuffle a standard deck
exactly 9 times the cards will return
to its original position as it were
prior to the 9 riffle shuffles."
- Poker is like masturbating. It's fun, highly addictive, and eventually gives you the feeling of getting fucked.
- Life is a gamble at terrible odds if it was a bet you would never take it
- Dan: I got the ace too, but I have nothing to kick you with.
Ian: Well, you could always take your shoe off.